Hey O!

Hello there Pres. O! Money, sex, lies, power, murder, corruption, war, blood, oil. Welcome to the party. Don't worry you don't have to do all of that today, thats a lot to live up too. After all you can't do eight years in one day. First things first, your going to need a chili-cheese dog. No need to take the limo, just hop onto Rainbow your pet unicorn. You'll get there in no time. Just stay away from the lollipops otherwise you'll never get anywhere, Rainbow just loves lollipops. But once you get your chili-cheese dog you can get on your way. What's that O Rainbow feel into the lollipop well? That's not a lollipop well silly. Thats a gateway to Hell that Dick used to go home. But no worries the metal grate was in place so its really just a barbecue. Don't look glum O. Your not seeing the bright side, now you can feed the poor! Just pull out old Rainbow's corpse out of the barbecue well. See look at that corpse, the skin is crispy, nice grill marks, and great colour. You never said you were also Master Chef and Pit Master O. Now that's talent. TIme to carve up Rainbow, don't worry the train just rolled in and the Joe can help you carve. Here have some giant white chef hats. This is a great photo op! Just cut Rainbow down the middle and you can both carve, just hold the fork and knife and start slicing along the muscles, just follow the lines. Great work O, now its time to serve up some sliced unicorn. Be glad smile, you know Rainbow would have done the same for you. There put some unicorn on their plates, feed the people O! They'll be shitting and throwing up rainbows for a week. Thats a great start O! Feeding the hungry, instead of roasting them, and serving them up at a luncheon for the rich. It was the style of the time, oil was cheap and blood was murder. Time for a change, maybe solar power? Doesn't matter though your in O. So put on a new record, pour some drinks, smoke some doobies, put your feet up. Take it all in O, are you having a good time?
Welcome to the party.

-Drew

Bye Bush

Bye Bush

Hey there W! Put a broken record on, pour some drinks, light some cigars. Drink it all in, but don't drink too much in otherwise you won't be able to walk right. Not to worry you can go outside and skin a hobo. Then you can ride up on their back to the pretzel stand. Don't forget your cowboy hat, how else can you ride into the sunset on a skinned hobo's back? Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Don't forget some oil to wash down that pretzel you bought, we wouldn't want you to choke on it. Otherwise the terrorists would win. Well more than they already have, they wanted fear and loathing in America and guess what W? Thats one thing they got. But don't dwell on that enjoy that pretzel give that skinned hobo a kick he's slowing down. Thats a shame Bush, your hobo broke down. Out of blood I guess, and the price of that stuff is murder. Too bad you can't take some off your hands, you seem to have a lot. But I understand you want to save it for a rainy day, if you hang onto it long enough you'll be able to fetch a handsome sum for it. You might even manage to get a pretzel out of it. After all oil is cheap but blood is murder.

-Drew