Bye Bush

Bye Bush

Hey there W! Put a broken record on, pour some drinks, light some cigars. Drink it all in, but don't drink too much in otherwise you won't be able to walk right. Not to worry you can go outside and skin a hobo. Then you can ride up on their back to the pretzel stand. Don't forget your cowboy hat, how else can you ride into the sunset on a skinned hobo's back? Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Don't forget some oil to wash down that pretzel you bought, we wouldn't want you to choke on it. Otherwise the terrorists would win. Well more than they already have, they wanted fear and loathing in America and guess what W? Thats one thing they got. But don't dwell on that enjoy that pretzel give that skinned hobo a kick he's slowing down. Thats a shame Bush, your hobo broke down. Out of blood I guess, and the price of that stuff is murder. Too bad you can't take some off your hands, you seem to have a lot. But I understand you want to save it for a rainy day, if you hang onto it long enough you'll be able to fetch a handsome sum for it. You might even manage to get a pretzel out of it. After all oil is cheap but blood is murder.

-Drew